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Here Are the 12 Loneliest and/or Mermaid-Occupied Towns In America :(

So you haven't hooked up with anyone in a few months and you're calling it a dry spell.Well,there's a lady in Monowi,Nebraska (population: 1) who is laughing at you.But don't feel too bad for her because she keeps busy as the town bartender,librarian and mayor!I smell a rom-com.

So you haven'thooked upwith anyone in a few months and you're calling it a dry spell.Well,there's a lady in Monowi,Nebraska (population: 1) who is laughing at you.But don't feel too bad for her because she keeps busy as the town bartender,librarian and mayor!I smell a rom-com.

Just a few days after we gave y'all some dish on thebest geographical chancesyou have to get laid in this country,MNNhas a new list of American towns which,in frat party language,feature a really "lame ratio,bro." However,one of them does have more mermaids than people,which almost makes up for it.

What do you think happens in the towns with odd numbers?Does that make you as sad as it makes me?我们不要停留在这里。Mermaids!

Monowi,NE

Pop.1 bartender librarian mayor,butOMG why does she not just move to Lincoln?!

Centralia,PA

Pop.10

Lost Springs,WY

Pop.4

Tortilla Flat,AZ

Pop.6 (buy the town on eBayif you want!And rename it Annaville.If you want.)

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Picher,OK__

Pop.6

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Tenney,MN__

Pop.3,dissolved as of June 2011 :(

Weekee Wachee,FL

Pop.2 humans,1 mermaid,and another mermaid who is also the MAYOR,which clearly makes this my favorite.

Buford,WY

Pop.1

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Freeport,KS__

Pop.5

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Bonanza,CO__

Pop.7

Gross,NE

Pop.2 (but with a name like that,why?!)

Emblem,WY

Pop.10

On the bright side...refreshingly low-keyweddings,right?Anyone have experience with verrrry small-town dating who cares to share some tales?

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