Now,the bad news is--as you already know if you watched it--said injection did not come last night.(Imagine the entendres Sonja could conjure out of that sentence.)

Last night was all: wine party,Miami,snooze,Aviva's dad is a sex addict (huh?),toaster logos,LuAnn's eyebrows,snooze,back to Miami,Carole hanging with jewelry designerRanjana Khan(wife of designer Naeem Khan),I briefly dream about a better world in which we get to watch a show aboutthem,thehusbandssuggest a fight idea (that's how boredtheyare),something about a hot dog,snooze.

But you know what's interesting?The ladies must have known this sleeping pill of an ep was coming.Because yesterday,I noticed a fascinating tweet from my girlCarole Radziwill:

And guess what?She was oh so right.Without further ado,I give you the second-half preview ofRHONY,which promises two things I've now decided I love: pissed-off Aviva,and pirate affairs.

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