好吧,all right--we promise this is the last time you have to read this post.SNOOKIIS PREGNANT.It's final,it's official,it's as firm as a guido blowout.And that's not the last of today's baby news--we've got aJessica Simpsonupdate too.
As many rumormongers suspected,Snooks is on the cover of today's newUs Weekly.Headline: "OMG!I'm Pregnant!" I kinda feel like her original reaction might not have been so G-rated,but you get the idea.
I can personally tell you that ever since the baby gossip kicked up,paparazzi have been camped on the corner of Mercer and Grove in Jersey City.(My dog,ever the diva,usually runs right up to them,assuming they want a snap of her.) Anyway,it appears that Hoboken's snub of Snooki and J Woww was a blessing in disguise--that's a serious party town,while Jersey City is way more baby-friendly.
In other baby news (and by the way,is anyone else feeling like the news cycle is all sonograms all the time lately?),Jessica Simpson ishaving a GIRL!Thank GOD.I know she's marrying an athlete,but let's face it,shoes will be a family value in this household.PS--she's being very coy about the baby name they're already set on,so get ready for a "love it or hate it" post in the near future.
What celeb baby are you guys most obsessed with?(I won't reverse the question.I might go to hell if I ask you what baby you're already totally over.)
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