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Taylor Swift and Tom Hiddleston Have Split,and the Alleged Reason Is Sketchy

Taylor Swift and Tom Hiddleston Have Split and the Alleged Reason Is Sketchy
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Bad news,Hiddleswift fans.Taylor Swift and Tom Hiddlestonare officially dunzo,bothPeopleandUs Weeklyconfirm.Yes,the romance we first caught wind of in June via some (maybe?) staged kissing photos on a set of Rhode Island rocks is over.Love is dead,people!Dead.

But what brought thisrelationship—which peaked when Hiddleston wore an"I <3 T.Swift" shirtin public—to a screeching halt?Well,如果你相信Us Weekly,the reason is very sketchy.

"Tom wanted the relationship to be more public than she was comfortable with," a source told the magazine."Taylor knew the backlash that comes with public displays of affection,but Tom didn't listen to her concerns when she brought them up."

So,does this mean the "I <3 T.Swift" shirt wasactuallyHiddleston's idea and not just something he did to make his girlfriend happy?That was a consciouschoice?Was he just thirsty for fame and not Swift's signature vodka and Diet Coke?Shield me from the ugly truth!

The source also added Hiddleston is "embarrassed that the relationship fizzled out," which he probably wouldn't be had he agreed to Swift's (alleged) desire for privacy.See,this is why you never question a woman with a song called "We Are Never Ever Getting Back Together." All that does is lead to,well,never ever getting back together.

But don't think there is bad blood here.(Alright,I'll stop with the Swift puns—maybe.) "They get along great and will remain friends,but they just don't see it working romantically right now," theUs Weeklysource said—key words: "right now." Does this mean love is just in a coma that is reversible with proper medical attention?

Until then,we all must mourn the loss of Hiddleswift,a relationship that gave us this photo of Blake Lively sitting on Ryan Reynolds' lap.(His face explains the Internet's unified mood at this very moment.)