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“单身汉”22季第6集回顾:海洋on's First Two-on-One Date Ends in a Surprise

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Paul Hebert

I'll start with the good news: We can 100% confirm, once and for all, thatBekah not a missing person, despite reports otherwise.I saw her with my own eyes on tonight's episode of theThe Bachelor, looking absolutely stunning in a polka dot dress and rolling her eyes at Krystal.Which brings me to the bad news: Krystal has not hadanypersonal growth since the events oflast week。But we'll get to that.

First, let's start at the beginning: We're on a boat!In Paris!No, really, the women are staying on a boat called "the B" because apparently millennial marketing has finally reached the riverboat cruise industry.Sadly, the gals are too excited talking about whether or not they'll get a one-on-one date to notice that they're floating past the Eiffel freaking Tower.Not that they would have had much time for an Insta moment, though, because Chris Harrison appears out of nowhere to reveal that this week there will be two one-on-one dates, one group date, and the first two-on-one date of the season.Tia has the right response: "Oh, FUCK."

Krystal is not worried, though.She thinks she's the "obvious" choice for a two-on-one date because 1) she is Krystal and 2) "there's no one on my level." Sure.As for the first one-on-one date, that goes to Lauren.A cute lil boat shows up to whisk her and Arie away, and Krystal says some more nonsense.

As they leave, Arie tells Lauren he was saving this date for her, which I call bullshit on: He definitely onlyjustlearned her name five minutes before this.I know this because Arie literally tells us himself that he knows very little about Lauren.Why would you "save" a date for somebody you yourself admit you don't know?

As we watch Arie and Lauren silently stroll through a market, Tia and Kendall discuss how awkward the date must be because Lauren is slow to warm up.They aren't kidding: The date mostly consists of her saying "wow" to all the landmarks Arie points out.As for Arie, he's concerned this means Lauren's not that into him, which...yeah, probably.He tells Lauren he has a crush on her, and she responds with a slight head nod.So, yeah, she's definitely not that into him.Yes, girl.Get your free trip to Paris!

After the commercial break, Becca, Sam, Bekah, Tia, Chelsea, and Jenna learn they're going on the group date.That leaves Krystal, Kendall, Jacqueline up for either a one-on-one or the dreaded two-on-one.Krystal, still convinced she's going on the two-on-one, deems this "unfair" because neither woman can compete with her.

Back on Arie and Lauren's date, he's fretting that she's not opening up.So, to get her talking, he shares details about his most serious relationship.Apparently, he once lived with a woman who got pregnant with his child, but he had to travel a lot during her pregnancy for racing stuff.One day, she called and told him she lost the baby...and was moving out.

"That's terrible." - Lauren, with zero emotion about Arie's story

This prompts Lauren to finally open up, kind of: She says she has a warped view of men because of her parents' marriage.That and she was engaged to her ex, and when that relationship failed she became even more guarded.This seems to be enough information for Arie, because he gives her the rose.They have a passionless makeout to celebrate.

The next day, on the group date, Arie takes the women to the real-deal Moulin Rouge.They learn some of the dances, and naturally Seinne is the best because she is truly perfect.Bekah (who, again, is not a missing person) decides that jazz hands and a big smile will distract from her so-so dancing.Tia, poor doll, is the worst by far at the choreography.Eventually, they're all put in the barely-there costumes, while Arie wears a ridiculous top hat and cape.事实证明,在这一天的利害关系,我想,高:谁得到玫瑰今晚将获得与阿里登台献艺。


随着岌岌可危这样一个奖,妇女进入酒会决心要得到那玫瑰。蒂亚告诉阿里,她仍然爱着他。与此同时,切尔西是恼火,留下女人都如此不同,仿佛人类只有一个类型的人他们在这个世界上吸引。(当然,还是那句话,阿里似乎有一种特定类型的:30岁以下的女性)在她的时间与阿里,Bekah承认她是嫉妒的看着他离开他的最新与劳伦。Seinne会谈阿里在法国,再次证明她是真正完美的证明。有什么这个女人不能做?玫瑰去Bekah M.,虽然,与阿里舞台晚上结束了她,而女性的休息观赏。他们做了后台。我依然觉得she can do better

回到关于“B” - 这是很痛苦的决定,顺便说一句,克里斯塔尔迂回宣布,二对一的日期是她和Kendall之间。她gloats,因为没有她不使任何意义。

"I'm wife material. Fun wife material." - Krystal



那么,什么是阿里吗?立即大鼠克里斯塔尔出来,告诉肯德尔一切,她说。因此乱了!肯德尔追溯到克里斯塔尔和面对她,但不是嚼她出来,就像我肯定会的,肯德尔处理它更加成熟。她告诉克里斯塔尔,她知道在她的心脏克里斯塔尔是一个很好的人;她刚刚经历了很多痛苦,并表演出来的缘故吧。克里斯塔尔回答了这个说道:“我真的没有的话。” Before Kendall can respond, Arie joins the two and tells them he can't make a decision yet, so he'll see them later for dinner.克里斯塔尔,当然,立即开始螺旋式上升是阿里需要更多的时间。


"I don't have trouble connecting with people." - Krystal, as she struggles to connect with Kendall



"I think maybe some girls in the house would be shocked if Krystal comes home from the two-on-one, but I don't know how shocked I would actually be. No one thought Trump was gonna win the election either and look-ee here we are." - Bekah M.

哇肯德尔得到上涨。我诚实地震惊了有关and该克里斯塔尔的头部不从新闻爆炸了她的身体。相反,她眨着她的睫毛,说:“mmhmm”最后一次,并在单独的桌子坐作为阿里和Kendall走开。由于阿里和Kendall头艾菲尔铁塔的半激情makeout sesh,我们正在处理,从克里斯塔尔一个长期的,散漫的独白,在她宣称她是一个坚强的女人。


"I'm going to be completely blunt with you: I think in the beginning, I was like, 'She's far too intelligent for me.'" - Arie, which, fair


第二天,阿里跳过鸡尾酒仪式,并直接转到玫瑰:蒂亚,Seinne和贝卡都在这里一个星期。这意味着切尔西和詹娜打算回家。他们说他们道别后,女性上升s stand around and chat about how shocked they are Chelsea is leaving.Lauren, meanwhile, stands off to the side and talks to a producer about how she's having a hard time.It feels like a really weird scene to include, unless it's

Next week: They're all going to Tuscany!That's where I went for my honeymoon—can't wait to see ifThe Bacheloris able to ruin that happy memory for me!